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[elvendoll]

i stopped at osco on the way home and had a hard time not laughing when i was going to pay - i was buying tampons, condoms, ice cream and kitty litter.

now i'm home and trying to keep my cool because the damn dvd player won't open. i hate how hormones make small things like this really hard to swallow. luckily, sol3 is on his way to make sure i don't toss it across the room.

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[jedi.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of this scene from The Simpsons:

Homer trying to casually buy illegal fireworks: Let me have one of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.

Marge seeing Homer's purchases: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

lol =)

[kittypie.livejournal.com]

hahahaha nice.
did i ever talk to you about the diva cup? hehe im considering it. i buy the unbleached thingies b/c i am paranoid but still... its all crap for you. blah.
nice.
xo

[elvendoll.livejournal.com]

While I appreciate your concent, I wish you had reconsidered the method of delivery; I'm screening the comment.